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faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 9:39:52 am)	BATCHELORETTE PARTY hey ladies shall we begin the festivities? Gonna be the wildest... The wildest... the wildest people they ever hoped to see Yeah, you and me - A. Duritz
Paike Slayer (9/20/02 9:45:50 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY Did they ever stop?! Oh, you mean our bachelorette party! Sure! Let's get the party started!
Williamsmuse1 Rogue Demon Hunter (9/20/02 9:46:05 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY well where are the other brides? And did someone call the stripper?
Williamsmuse1 Rogue Demon Hunter (9/20/02 9:46:29 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY excuse me, I meant "exotic dancer"
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 10:18:18 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY mmm right heere... fc says crawling out from underneath a table, already a bit tossed Member girls... gotta keeep thins rated pg-13.... Oh.... tha stripper wis jus heere.... fc starts lifting up cushions on the couch calling Lance... oh lance.... are you under here? Gonna be the wildest... The wildest... the wildest people they ever hoped to see Yeah, you and me - A. Duritz
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 10:44:05 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY faithc stops pawing through the couch in time to notice that her future brides have vanished.... distraught from too much mimosa she crawls back under the couch... sure glad this party is today n not da day before thhh weddin... Gonna be the wildest... The wildest... the wildest people they ever hoped to see Yeah, you and me - A. Duritz
Paike Slayer (9/20/02 11:03:52 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY Paike staggers back into the room I'm back! I just ran to the kitch to whip up some more mimosa.
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 11:20:36 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY Paike heres fc muttering from under the table... "can't have a brrrchlerit party all ba masef..." Gonna be the wildest... The wildest... the wildest people they ever hoped to see Yeah, you and me - A. Duritz
mrblackadder Scooby (9/20/02 11:21:57 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY OK a male has gatecrashed the party and I'm not the stripper!
lindalou Angel Investigator (9/20/02 11:29:49 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY lindalou bounces into the room with Martini's and snacks for all.She drops everything on the table(spilling half) and sweeps Faith and Paike into a big hug; grabing W as they all tumble onto the bed!!! Yay!!!! let the fun begin...*lindalou whispers to the girls.. " is MRB our entertainment????????????"
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 11:30:31 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY the girls form a circle around adder and start chanting "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! "Take it off!!! Gonna be the wildest... The wildest... the wildest people they ever hoped to see Yeah, you and me - A. Duritz
mrblackadder Scooby (9/20/02 11:31:38 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY Adder rips of his shirt revealing a firm and well toned body... They all swoon.......
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 11:45:51 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY Paike busts out a boom box and begins to blast "I'm a slave for you by Britney Spears" What the.... All the women and adder stop and turn to look at Paike who is blushing... "All I did was press play..." she utters sheepishly Gonna be the wildest... The wildest... the wildest people they ever hoped to see Yeah, you and me - A. Duritz
Paike Slayer (9/20/02 11:57:30 am)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY Ooops...I did it again! Make me STOP!!!! What is in these mimosas?!?!
lindalou Angel Investigator (9/20/02 12:03:15 pm)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY Its okay butterbean you play what ever your heart desires its our party!!!! somebody pass me a mimosa.....
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 12:08:35 pm)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY Paike luv.... you made the mimosas... you tell us!!! fc hands lindalou a small pitcher of mimosas which she begins to chug daintily the music starts back up and adder continues to strip... Gonna be the wildest... The wildest... the wildest people they ever hoped to see Yeah, you and me - A. Duritz
lindalou Angel Investigator (9/20/02 12:20:58 pm)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY " Neely,You know its bad to take liqour with those pills"- Anne "They work faster"-Neely Valley of the Dolls Hee!Hee!!!!Is it just me or is MrB looking especially sexy today?Maybe its the Mimosa's? Can I have another????????????
Paike Slayer (9/20/02 12:25:52 pm)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY Paike looks at the mimsoas then looks at blackadder then back at the mimosas I think they've been spiked! And I'm not talk about champagne!!! Paike eyes blackadder suspiciously
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 12:30:00 pm)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY tHERE'S An OdD LOoKinG lOlLy fLOatINg iN MinE!!! Gonna be the wildest... The wildest... the wildest people they ever hoped to see Yeah, you and me - A. Duritz
Paike Slayer (9/20/02 1:00:40 pm)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY it must be magic, Paike whispers theatrically
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 1:33:57 pm)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY fc looks at paike, who suddenly appears to have sprouted some fairies' wings. Adder stops dancing and the circle of girls gather around paike and just gaze at her.. Gonna be the wildest... The wildest... the wildest people they ever hoped to see Yeah, you and me - A. Duritz
Paike Slayer (9/20/02 2:09:43 pm)	Re: BATCHELORETTE PARTY Why is everyone looking at me funny? Is there something on my face? Food between my teeth? Hot wax down my bra? Wait! I didn't mean that last one!!! _____________________________________ Xena: Gabrielle...you were the best thing in my life. Gabrielle: I love you, Xena. "Ides of March"
tuque7 Angel Investigator (9/20/02 2:18:26 pm)	:) I want in on this too!!!
Paike Slayer (9/20/02 2:25:01 pm)	Re: :) There no "want to joing" here, tuque...just jump in the fray! _____________________________________ Xena: Gabrielle...you were the best thing in my life. Gabrielle: I love you, Xena. "Ides of March"
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 2:36:05 pm)	Re: :) Paike's wings begin to flap uncontrollably and Paike realizes what's going on just as Rachel stumbles in with one of Glittery's lollies... "You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
cheesemunkey Rogue Demon Hunter (9/20/02 3:06:13 pm)	Re: :) Cheesemunkey enters with a bucket of chicken wings and the male stripper, and gasps at the sight of Paike, who is starting to lift off the ground. "The only abnormality is the incapacity to love." -Anais Nin "The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimest knows it." - J. Robert Oppenheimer "A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
tuque7 Angel Investigator (9/20/02 4:10:03 pm)	:) and who exactly is our male stripper? and volenteers?
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 4:25:39 pm)	Re: :) Paike flies over to CM and grabs a peice of chicken... she takes a bite of a wing and miraculously her wings fall vanish. She hits the ground with a thud. Looking up she asks* Hey.... are you the stripper? "You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
notthatinnocent Slayer (9/20/02 4:28:48 pm)	Re: :) Hmmmmm, Rach even though you're not having the bachlelorette party, I've oredered Steve Irwin for you...he's up in your room. And for our wonderful soon to be brides, Paike and Linda and FaithC, your strippers are 3 (one for each of you) beefy, tan, very attractive men. Mimosa and champagne for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And as for me....Noel might get a little restless without me in my room. I'll stay until the party's over and I'll even help you clean up! -Laura "What goes around, comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth." "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." Edited by: notthatinnocent at: 9/20/02 5:55:50 pm
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 4:49:16 pm)	Re: :) Thanks Laura!!! fc sounds a little more coherent hmmm... feels like whatever my drink was spiked with has worn off.... whew she busies herself with letting her stripper girate above her while she sits in a chair and pulls at his police officer costume. "You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew*
Xenogeist X Scooby (9/20/02 5:09:24 pm)	Re: :) Xeno strolls in wheeling a closed serving cart. Stops and looks around at the devastation. At least 12 mimosa pitchers lying empty on the floor. Shredded Doritos and potato chip bags ling about. A reeeeaaaalllllydisturbing porno playing on the VCR. Magical confetti everywhere. Gooey lollies stuck to all of the lampshades to dry. Faith lying under the kitchen table with a bucket of chicken in her lap probing at the stripper gyrating above her. Paike leaping up in the air flailing her arms about in attempt to fly. Lindalou giving the paisley wallpaper on the Study wall the thousand yard stare. Britney Spears coming out of the boombox mingled with "Hotel California" skipping on the turntable in the next room..."in the master's chamb.BIP.in the master's chamb.BIP.in the master's chamb.BIP.in the master's chamb.BIP." M@ ---------------- BUFFY : What are you doing here? Five words or less. Spike counts the words on his fingers. SPIKE : Out... for... a... walk......................... bitch. NO PLACE LIKE HOME Edited by: Xenogeist X at: 9/20/02 6:10:39 pm
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 5:20:27 pm)	Re: :) coming out of what must have been some kind of a flashback influenced haze... faithc realizes that there is chicken in her lap and screams... then she sees Xeno out of the corner of her eye trying to flee the scene. Forgetting about the stripper for a moment - who won't even take off one motorcycle glove not to mention his pants!- she runs over and tackles Xeno "You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
Xenogeist X Scooby (9/20/02 5:31:23 pm)	Re: :) Jeez this girl has a strong constitution!. She's already coming out of the lolly stupor. Hi Faith. Did you know you have a chicken wing sticking out of your.......cleavage? M@ ---------------- BUFFY : What are you doing here? Five words or less. Spike counts the words on his fingers. SPIKE : Out... for... a... walk......................... bitch. NO PLACE LIKE HOME
faithconvict Slayer (9/20/02 5:52:17 pm)	Re: :) Um... no.... not in my cleavage!!! well... kind of... but he put it there! faithc says pointing at the stripper who is now not taking it off for lindalou who is still staring vacantly at the wall paper... faith licks Xeno's cheek and starts to bark "You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
Xenogeist X Scooby (9/20/02 6:05:00 pm)	Re: :) Cheese walks by a barking Faith and looks down worriedly at Xeno. CHEESE: Ummmm. Is she alright? Should I get her a water bowl or something? XENO: Yeah, it's just the last remnants of that lolly gag Mr. B and I pulled. She's not quite out of it just yet. Could you help me up? M@ ---------------- BUFFY : What are you doing here? Five words or less. Spike counts the words on his fingers. SPIKE : Out... for... a... walk......................... bitch. NO PLACE LIKE HOME
tuque7 Angel Investigator (9/20/02 6:09:00 pm)	Re: :) eeek! laura! steve!! squeels like a little girl could you get me alex band too? and billie joe, and hayden.... shall i go on?!?!?!
glitterysparkles Angel Investigator (9/20/02 7:10:28 pm)	Re: :) Are my lollies causing trouble again! For the love of GOD! I swear it's not my fault! Here's a red one! This may help FC! I SAID MAY! Do not hold me to it! Walks over to see some handcuff's under the table Ooh Shiny! Why are these here! Paike stops waving her arms about and looks sheepishly over to Glittery Um...I think they belong to the stripper! glittery looks at Paike Why are you trying to fly? ~-----------------------------------------~ Batty: Human tails? Humans don't have tails - they have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen!" Batty: Price check on prune juice, Bob! Price check on prune juice
Xenogeist X Scooby (9/20/02 7:29:46 pm)	Re: :) *Quote:* * Glittery walks over to see some handcuff's under the table* Ooh Shiny! Why are these here! Paike stops waving her arms about and looks sheepishly over to Glittery Um...I think they belong to the stripper! Xeno finally standing again. Oh, I thought maybe you got them out of the cart that I wheeled in. Faith snatches the large popcorn bowl that Cheese is holding and runs with it to sit near Lindalou, throwing pieces at her head and at the police stripper. Glittery walks over to the cart and slides the door open. She pulls out a gallon container of mixed mimosas, a large bucket of raisins, 2 sets of handcuffs, four coils of nylon rope, and a full case of whipped cream containers. M@ ---------------- BUFFY : What are you doing here? Five words or less. Spike counts the words on his fingers. SPIKE : Out... for... a... walk......................... bitch. NO PLACE LIKE HOME
glitterysparkles Angel Investigator (9/20/02 7:34:29 pm)	Re: :) *Quote:* Glittery walks over to the cart and slides the door open. She pulls out a gallon container of mixed mimosas, a large bucket of raisins, 2 sets of handcuffs, four coils of nylon rope, and a full case of whipped cream containers. eyes wide* Ooh! smiles at Xeno Looks like fun in there! ~-----------------------------------------~ Batty: Human tails? Humans don't have tails - they have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen!" Batty: Price check on prune juice, Bob! Price check on prune juice
willowesque Rogue Demon Hunter (9/21/02 1:24:45 am)	Re: :) Willowesque drunkenly storms into the room. All is silent. She steps up to Paike. "I know" she accuses. "And you didn't even tell me. I'm gone for a couple of weeks and this happens." "Willowesque honey, I was so lonely" Paike sobbed. "You, you trollop! Well our engagement is definately off!" Willowesque storms off in her leather duster.
glitterysparkles Angel Investigator (9/21/02 1:33:46 am)	Re: :) Glittery watches the commotion wide eyed, then see's Willowesque storm out of the room Um...hides under table Ooh, lollies! ~-----------------------------------------~ Batty: Human tails? Humans don't have tails - they have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen!" Batty: Price check on prune juice, Bob! Price check on prune juice
lindalou Angel Investigator (9/21/02 7:11:27 am)	Re: :) lindalou wakes up slowly and looks aroundHoly crap...what happened here???????there are sleeping board now members strewn around the room.Lindalou relizes she has on police boots and a hat but little elseinteresting...oh well time for naked toast and bloody marysLindalou scampers off to the kitchen wheeling X's now empty cart. Nothing gets you going like vodka in the morning.....
Xenogeist X Scooby (9/21/02 8:29:38 am)	Re: :) Xeno wakes up under the table. Paike, still fighting off the lolly high had started flinging plates around like frisbees after Willowesque's departure so he'd followed Glittery under there. He didn't even remember that they'd been engaged. His memory is a little rusty about what else went on. He remembers that she was wearing a leather duster and was very upset. He soon realizes that his right hand is hancuffed to Glittery's left and that he's got a green lolly stuck in his hair. Glittery is still sleeping clutching a Spongebob Squarepants stuffed toy in her right arm. He doesn't want to disturb her, so he passes back out hoping he can find the handcuff keys later. M@ ---------------- BUFFY : What are you doing here? Five words or less. Spike counts the words on his fingers. SPIKE : Out... for... a... walk......................... bitch. NO PLACE LIKE HOME
darkmage7280 Scooby (9/21/02 9:24:49 am)	Re: :) DarkMage wanders into the kitchen to get some ice into his Bailey's. Seeing all the partygoers lying unconscious on the floor, he shrugs, mutters "now they know what it feels like" and wanders away. DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
mrblackadder Scooby (9/21/02 9:32:07 am)	Re: :) In order to wake everyone up, a now fully clothed blackadder leaps onto the table and grabs the Kareoke microphone. The beat starts.... My My, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender.....
lindalou Angel Investigator (9/21/02 9:58:20 am)	Re: :) lindalou suddenly here's a fab rendition of ABBA, she loads the last of the nakes toast, ch chip pancakes,various fruits, syrup, wipped cream and cocktails and hi-tails it back to the party room. WooHoo Some ones awake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheesemunkey Rogue Demon Hunter (9/21/02 10:59:38 am)	Re: :) Cheesemonkey grabs some pancakes and collapses on a couch, realizes she's sitting on several board members who are stuck together with lollys, shrugs and listens to the music. "The only abnormality is the incapacity to love." -Anais Nin "The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimest knows it." - J. Robert Oppenheimer "A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
lindalou Angel Investigator (9/21/02 3:47:02 pm)	Re: :) lindalou wanders around with a lollie and a cocktail. Faithy.........Paike.........Girls...........
chmarx Watcher (9/23/02 12:16:02 am)	season finale question Good grief. Can't you girls have a little bachelorette party without some guidance? Someone find the handcuff keys so we can separate Xeno and Glittery. I'm going after Willowesque. Maybe I can talk her into making up with Paike.
glitterysparkles Angel Investigator (9/23/02 2:20:12 am)	Re: season finale question Glittery wakes up and see's Xeno passed out next to her Ooh...shhh.... tries to move but see's she is handcuffed to Xeno! Um...okay! When did this happen? See's Spongebob Squarepants Aww.... ~-----------------------------------------~ Batty: Human tails? Humans don't have tails - they have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen!" Batty: Price check on prune juice, Bob! Price check on prune juice