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faithconvict
Slayer
(1/9/03 4:04:39 pm)
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 MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
I've been a bad, bad girl... I just got back from reading some stuff in Hush! I wasn't gonna go there this season!!! Why oh why did I go there?!
Please, everyone, line up and take turns with whatever tortures that you can come up with! We need to teach me a lesson, that nothing good can come from me peeking my head into Hush!
Okay now... bring on the punishment!
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
zz9
Scooby
(1/9/03 5:24:05 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Just keep it to yourself FC, although you could tell me one little thing. In the spoilers you read, do the words 'Dawn' and 'Bikini' appear in the same sentence anywhere?
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faithconvict
Slayer
(1/9/03 5:40:37 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
zz9,
Somehow I knew you'd be first in line with the worst punishment of all....
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
zz9
Scooby
(1/9/03 5:49:54 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Well, if that's a 'no' then maybe Faith will turn up wearing leather.....
What are the odds?
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faithconvict
Slayer
(1/9/03 6:03:51 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
I didn't get as far to see any faith stuff... and I don't want to talk about what I did see...
could you just start the torture already please... as long as it doesn't have to do with you picturing Dawn in skimpy clothing!
or naked!!!
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Xenogeist X 
Slayer
(1/9/03 9:08:53 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Quote:
could you just start the torture already please...
Okay, let me just get my Vogon Poetry book and a pair of handcuffs.
M@
WILLOW: Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY: Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to reconstruct.
ANGEL
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youslayme
Angel Investigator
(1/9/03 10:02:31 pm)
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 MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
FC, I slipped up and went into Hush last season, and it nearly ruined the entire season for me! Now I am very dilligent about not going there. I have a sneaky suspicion that people go there to talk about me behind my back because they know that I won't go there! lol 
Xeno... she said torture, not kinks... leave the handcuffs at home! (Unless of course, she actually MEANT kinks... )
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synnamin
Board Goddess
(1/9/03 10:53:44 pm)
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 Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
~Gosh people!!!You guys act like Spoilers were created by the Devil!!! 
Do you like daisies? Hmm? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies.-Dru-School Hard-
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baafan 
Scooby
(1/9/03 11:46:03 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Hey FaithC:
So, did you hurt your eys in an Angel spoiler or a BtVS spoiler? 
If it was an Angel spoiler, it's possible for you to be redeemed. But if it was a Buffy spoiler... Well, you know what the Scoobies normally do, and redemption isn't their strong suit!
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trinsette
Scooby
(1/10/03 1:37:42 am)
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Re
Poor baby! I would die if I slipped up now, I've gone so far! Although I must admit to reading the thread titles, Hush is like a whole different world, I feel left out by not going in there. NMR too... 
You know, you're only artificially intelligent now.
I haven't seen that movie. Is it any good?
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zz9
Scooby
(1/10/03 1:54:49 am)
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Re: Re
Did someone mention Vogon poetry?
Oh frettled gruntbuggly
Thy mictuations are to me
As purgled gabbleblotchets
On a lurgid bee
Had enough yet?
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Xenogeist X
Slayer
(1/10/03 11:50:31 am)
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Re: Re
By YSM,Quote:
Xeno... she said torture, not kinks... leave the handcuffs at home! (Unless of course, she actually MEANT kinks...
Do you see what Zed just wrote above here? If we're going to make her stick around for any more than 5 minutes of THAT, we're going to have to restrain her.
I really don't know how appealing Vogon poetry could be from a kinky perspective. I really would prefer to NOT think about it.
M@
WILLOW: Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY: Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to reconstruct.
ANGEL
Edited by: Xenogeist X at: 1/10/03 6:08:09 pm
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faithconvict
Slayer
(1/10/03 11:51:02 am)
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Re: Re
Stop that!!! AAAAH! Now my ears are burning!!!
I meant physical torture! cigarette burns, water torture and maybe even some flogging! I can't handle the mental stuff!!!
Baafan- I went to the Buffy spoilers.. I didn't get very far before I stopped but I did ruin the next couple episodes for myself! 
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
mrblackadder
Slayer
(1/10/03 12:08:05 pm)
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Re: Re
Enjoy being bad, like myself and Syn. Enjoy exposing your eyes to the spolier delights......
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notevil 
Slayer
(1/10/03 12:17:30 pm)
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Re: Re
That is right,nothing wrong with being a spoilerwhore.
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faithconvict
Slayer
(1/10/03 12:39:33 pm)
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Re: Re
Stop encouraging me!!! Quick! Somebody punch me!
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Paike
Slayer
(1/10/03 12:43:50 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Sorry, I could never hit my spouse. But I feel your pain.
Avoid the spoilers. Avoid the spoilers.
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Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
synnamin 
Board Goddess
(1/10/03 12:45:01 pm)
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Re: Re
~Faith come to the dark side come to the dark side we are waiting..........
Do you like daisies? Hmm? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies.-Dru-School Hard-
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Gem28 
Scooby
(1/10/03 1:00:11 pm)
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Re: Re
Faith... no don't do it! If it help's we'll give you a free mimosa everytime you resist the hush temptation! 
Quote:
Hush is like a whole different world, I feel left out by not going in there. NMR too...
I know EXACTLY how you feel!
There we British sat, poor grey sodden creatures, huddling under our grey northern sky that seeped like a rancid dish cloth, busy sending those we wished to punish most severely to sit in bright sunlight on the coast of the Tasman Sea at the southern tip of the Great Barrier Reef and maybe do some surfing too. No wonder the Australians have a particular kind of smile that they reserve exclusively for use on the British. Douglas Adams 'The Salmon of Doubt' |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/10/03 1:13:31 pm)
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Re: Re
This isn't helping people!
*fc grabs a whip and starts flogging herself like a naughty monk!*
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Paike
Slayer
(1/10/03 1:24:57 pm)
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Re: Re
How about a life time supply of mimosa? And naked toast whenever you want it! And a pony for every day...and none of those half ponies that can't walk...no, you're getting beautiful whole ponies that are pretty and sweet and they know how to take care of themselves so that you never have to clean up after them. And you can have your very own vulture!
How about that?
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Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
notevil
Slayer
(1/10/03 1:36:12 pm)
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Re: Re
ok faith you asked for it.i will now whip you.
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Williamsmuse25 
slayer25
(1/10/03 1:55:48 pm)
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Re: Re
come on faithy.... ......you know you wanna find out what happens next....we can help you with that....c'mon....it's just a few clicks away....hehehhehehehhehehehehMMWMWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!
*last time i saw you we'd just split in two, you was looking at me, i was looking at you. you had a way so familiar, but i could not recognize cause you had blood in your face i had blood in my eyes, but i could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine..."Hedwig and The Angry Inch" |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/10/03 2:04:04 pm)
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Re: Re
Whew! Thanks Notevil!!! You're a pal!!!
Muse!!!! You're not helping! 
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
zz9
Scooby
(1/10/03 3:16:31 pm)
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Re: Re
Group I implore thee
Thy foonting turlingdromes
And hoopsciously drengle me
With crinkley burgleglotchetts
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faithconvict
Slayer
(1/10/03 3:25:03 pm)
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Re: Re
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
No more zed! I can't take it!!!
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Skyegazer
Techno-Pagan
(1/10/03 3:52:28 pm)
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Re: Re
 
"People who want to die, hurry up and die. You're wasting good air."
Gundum wing
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cheesemunkey
Watcher
(1/10/03 4:06:39 pm)
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Re: Re
Synn, shame on you! As a recovering spoiler whore, I know the pain well. FaithC, be strong!
"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed." ~Spike
"I am guilty of a dreadful selfish crime- I have robbed myself of all my precious time." ~Robvert Earl Keen |
zz9
Scooby
(1/10/03 5:07:03 pm)
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Third verse
And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door--
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; --
This it is and nothing more."
Ooops. Wrong poem. My bad!
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zz9
Scooby
(1/10/03 5:09:47 pm)
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Re: Third verse
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
No, still not right!
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Xenogeist X
Slayer
(1/10/03 6:28:34 pm)
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Re: Third verse
There once was a man from Nantucket.....
No, not that......
Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me.
Town to keep me movin', keep me groovin' with some energy.
Well, I talk about it,talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it.
Talk about, talk about, talk about movin'.
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
M@
WILLOW: Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY: Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to reconstruct.
ANGEL
Edited by: Xenogeist X at: 1/10/03 6:30:20 pm
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Skyegazer
Techno-Pagan
(1/11/03 2:04:20 am)
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Re: Third verse
I like big butts, and I can't deny...
"People who want to die, hurry up and die. You're wasting good air."
Gundum wing
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mrblackadder
Slayer
(1/11/03 9:09:38 am)
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Re: Third verse
It's just a couple of clicks Faithy, then you will be in the spoiler zone. Feel the power of the dark side Faithy...
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darkmage7280
Slayer
(1/11/03 9:12:14 am)
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Re: Third verse
"Big bottom!
Big bottom!
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottoms
Drive me ouf my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her every weekday, every velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love guns loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.
Big bottom!
Big bottom!
Talk about mud flaps
My baby's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?"
SPINAL TAP -Big bottom 
"Poor Spikey... You were always the showman, the Billy Idol of vampires... Well, guess what? (points to himself) Bruce Springsteen just entered the building!" -Malcolm
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zz9
Scooby
(1/11/03 11:35:10 am)
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Re: Third verse
DM, was that in Dobley?
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(1/11/03 12:51:59 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
It's ok Faith C, don't pay any attention to the spoiler people! Come back to the light side Faith! We'll protect you!!!!
Liam: Have they not got a bassist?
Noel: Nah, no bass player.
Liam: So who's in it then?
Noel: Well it's the guy and his sister.
Liam: Right, so who plays bass then?
Noel: Well no-one. She plays drums.
Liam: A girl plays drums? But who sings?
Noel: Well the guy. And he plays guitar.
Liam: What? Alright, but does she play bass at the same time?
Noel: No! THEY HAVEN'T GOT A FUCKING BASS PLAYER!
Liam: That's fucking stupid, that is.
Noel: But The Doors never had a bass player.
Liam: Who didn't? Fuck off! Who played bass then?
Noel: Nobody.
Liam: I'm not fucking having that! |
zz9
Scooby
(1/11/03 1:15:53 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
FC, apparently in episode 15, something happens involving somebody and some other people. Then it stops. More details when I get them...
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notevil
Slayer
(1/11/03 1:21:27 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
i think zz9 is the devil.
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Gem28
Scooby
(1/11/03 1:29:09 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Resist the darkness Faith! You're nobodies whore! Resist the evil spoiler people!
There we British sat, poor grey sodden creatures, huddling under our grey northern sky that seeped like a rancid dish cloth, busy sending those we wished to punish most severely to sit in bright sunlight on the coast of the Tasman Sea at the southern tip of the Great Barrier Reef and maybe do some surfing too. No wonder the Australians have a particular kind of smile that they reserve exclusively for use on the British. Douglas Adams 'The Salmon of Doubt' |
Xenogeist X
Slayer
(1/11/03 1:39:24 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Faith,
YOU ARE A SLAYER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY!
There, did yelling at you help any?
M@
WILLOW: Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY: Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to reconstruct.
ANGEL
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darkmage7280
Slayer
(1/11/03 5:07:40 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
ZZ Top, sorry... Dobley? What's that?
"Poor Spikey... You were always the showman, the Billy Idol of vampires... Well, guess what? (points to himself) Bruce Springsteen just entered the building!" -Malcolm
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zz9
Scooby
(1/11/03 7:21:26 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
DM, in Spinal Tap when the girlfriend joins the tour and starts causing friction she joins in a conversation about the album and asks if it was recorded in 'Dobley', meaning 'Dolby'
They then poke fun at her.
Almost as funny as the amp that goes up to 11 and the melodic piano piece called 'Lick my love pump'!
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Xenogeist X
Slayer
(1/11/03 11:28:11 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
And the Holiday Inn marquee presenting
"PUPPET SHOW
and Spinal Tap"
M@
WILLOW: Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY: Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to reconstruct.
ANGEL
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zz9
Scooby
(1/12/03 6:58:45 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
"He choked on vomit. And they never found out whose vomit it was."
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chmarx
Watcher
(1/12/03 6:06:04 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Faith, go ahead and sample the delightful spoilers in Hush! You might enjoy it.
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cheesemunkey
Watcher
(1/12/03 7:43:15 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
SPOILER PIMP!!!!
"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed." ~Spike
"I am guilty of a dreadful selfish crime- I have robbed myself of all my precious time." ~Robvert Earl Keen |
chmarx
Watcher
(1/12/03 9:32:00 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Cheesey, what a way to talk about a fellow watcher!
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darkmage7280
Slayer
(1/13/03 3:52:22 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
"No, I think the problem was with the 18 foot stone monument that was almost crushed by a dwarf!"
"Poor Spikey... You were always the showman, the Billy Idol of vampires... Well, guess what? (points to himself) Bruce Springsteen just entered the building!" -Malcolm
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Paike
Slayer
(1/13/03 9:05:44 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Wow! There are a lot of spoiler pushers in the BN house!
What next sugar pushers?! Oh, wait...we have glittery and her lollies.
________________________________________________________________
Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/13/03 10:32:14 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Thanks for all the support everybody... well... except from you spoiler people! I think I'm stronger this week!
Oh... And thanks for reminding me Xeni... I AM a slayer! I can handle it... right?
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
cheesemunkey
Watcher
(1/13/03 4:25:28 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Awwwwwwwwwww, sorry chpimpmarx!
"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed." ~Spike
"I am guilty of a dreadful selfish crime- I have robbed myself of all my precious time." ~Robvert Earl Keen |
chmarx
Watcher
(1/13/03 11:25:45 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
This younger generation. No respect for their elders!!!!
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cheesemunkey
Watcher
(1/14/03 4:34:48 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
None at all. But to be fair, for all I know you really are a pimp.
"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed." ~Spike
"I am guilty of a dreadful selfish crime- I have robbed myself of all my precious time." ~Robvert Earl Keen |
Xenogeist X
Slayer
(1/14/03 6:33:26 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
For all we REALLY know, Cheese could be a 52 year-old grocer from Schenectady, NY.
M@
WILLOW: Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY: Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to reconstruct.
ANGEL
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faithconvict
Slayer
(1/14/03 6:57:24 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
ROTFLMAO!!! 
Xeno! You said Schenectady!!!
You funny!
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Xenogeist X
Slayer
(1/14/03 8:22:58 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Did I spell it right? Notevil, Pureevil, help me out here.
You're Upstate New Yorkers aren't you?
Those Indian place names can be a killer.
Schenectady seems like some kind of fictional place, but it really exists.
Like Timbuktu and Jersey City.
M@
WILLOW: Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY: Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to reconstruct.
ANGEL
Edited by: Xenogeist X at: 1/14/03 8:23:45 pm
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chmarx
Watcher
(1/15/03 12:46:52 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Actually, I think Schenectady is a Dutch name.
Don't worry, cheese. I won't let any of my ho's poach on your corner!
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Xenogeist X
Slayer
(1/15/03 11:47:07 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Really??
How about Kennebunkport?
M@
WILLOW: Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY: Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to reconstruct.
ANGEL
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faithconvict
Slayer
(1/15/03 3:47:14 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
OKAY PEOPLE!!! WE'RE GETTING OFF TRACK! I JUST SPENT THE LAST FEW MINUTES READING THE TRANSCRIPTS TO WATCH WITH WANDA! I KNOW STUFF I SHOULDN'T!
SOMEONE PLEASE PUMMLE ME!
AT LEAST A LITTLE... COME ON!!!
AND NO MORE POETRY PLEASE!
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
zz9
Scooby
(1/16/03 4:12:23 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
BAD FC! BAD!
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faithconvict
Slayer
(1/16/03 10:32:46 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Thanks zed... now THAT'S more like it!
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Williamsmuse25
slayer25
(1/16/03 10:52:43 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
feels good doesn't it faithy why not try a little "spoilerslayer" you'll love it....c'mon we're all doing it...don't you wanna be just like the goddess....heh heh heh
*last time i saw you we'd just split in two, you was looking at me, i was looking at you. you had a way so familiar, but i could not recognize cause you had blood in your face i had blood in my eyes, but i could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine..."Hedwig and The Angry Inch" |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/16/03 11:22:09 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
MUSE!!!
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Paike
Slayer
(1/16/03 11:24:58 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
*Paike runs in and covers FC's ears*
Better?
________________________________________________________________
Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/16/03 11:26:40 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Ah thanks! But if you could add some punishment while you are helping me... here... take this riding crop....
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Paike
Slayer
(1/16/03 11:34:39 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Do you want me to dress in sink-tight black leather, too?
Ok...I'll do it!
________________________________________________________________
Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
Williamsmuse25
slayer25
(1/16/03 11:39:40 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
wait just a minute Paike, i don't think she's supposed to enjoy this!
*last time i saw you we'd just split in two, you was looking at me, i was looking at you. you had a way so familiar, but i could not recognize cause you had blood in your face i had blood in my eyes, but i could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine..."Hedwig and The Angry Inch" |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/16/03 11:49:16 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
So... let me get this straight... You're gonna wear a black leather sink? 
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Paike
Slayer
(1/16/03 11:58:46 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
No! Geez, don't you speak my discombobulated language?
And I thought you knew me better than that!!!! Waaahhhh!
Fine...I'll explain it to you. That's my case of dislexia coming out...when I say "sink," I really mean "skin." And vice versa.
Now do you want me to wear the black leather or not?!?!
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Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/16/03 1:06:06 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
If it will make you feel better about beating the cr*p out of me with a riding crop sure!
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Williamsmuse25
slayer25
(1/16/03 1:21:12 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
when did this become a BD/SM thread?! you naughty girls!!!!
*last time i saw you we'd just split in two, you was looking at me, i was looking at you. you had a way so familiar, but i could not recognize cause you had blood in your face i had blood in my eyes, but i could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine..."Hedwig and The Angry Inch" |
Paike
Slayer
(1/16/03 1:49:40 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Hmmm...when FC mentioned a riding crop.
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Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/16/03 1:59:37 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Well... it was handy.
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Paike
Slayer
(1/16/03 2:01:18 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Then bend over, baby!
You trust me, don't you?
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Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/16/03 2:02:15 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Always...
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Paike
Slayer
(1/16/03 2:04:38 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
You know what? I think Muse is feeling a little lonely and really wants to introduce you to Mr. Ouchie. I can probably convincer her to wear "sink"-tight leather, too.
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Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/16/03 2:14:17 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Sounds good to me... Musey...? Join us?
(Hey Paike... we should email this link to Brian... maybe it would scare him away... ) or maybe it wouldn't... ?
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
cheesemunkey
Watcher
(1/16/03 2:19:04 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
*And in the blink of an eye, it all went horribly wrong...*
"This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed." ~Spike
"I am guilty of a dreadful selfish crime- I have robbed myself of all my precious time." ~Robvert Earl Keen |
Paike
Slayer
(1/16/03 2:22:17 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Faith...I think this would just confirm Brian's S&M notion.
And, Cheese...it was wrong loooooong before a blink of an eye.
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Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
Williamsmuse25
slayer25
(1/16/03 4:03:08 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
well hey if it's keeping her from looking at the spoilers....
*shoulders Mr. Ouchie and prepares to come out swinging....*
*grins*
*last time i saw you we'd just split in two, you was looking at me, i was looking at you. you had a way so familiar, but i could not recognize cause you had blood in your face i had blood in my eyes, but i could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine..."Hedwig and The Angry Inch" |
Xenogeist X
Slayer
(1/16/03 8:13:48 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
*Xeno peeks in...*Hey girls, don't forget to establish a safe word!
*Thinks to himself* "Jeesh, and YSM was getting on ME about breaking out the handcuffs."
M@
WILLOW: Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY: Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to reconstruct.
ANGEL
Edited by: Xenogeist X at: 1/16/03 8:16:52 pm
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(1/16/03 10:18:16 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Quote:
Kennebunkport
 Ohhhhhh! I've been there! Bougth a pretty necklace and earings there, and I had my first whole lobster on the wharf!
-Laura
Liam: Have they not got a bassist?
Noel: Nah, no bass player.
Liam: So who's in it then?
Noel: Well it's the guy and his sister.
Liam: Right, so who plays bass then?
Noel: Well no-one. She plays drums.
Liam: A girl plays drums? But who sings?
Noel: Well the guy. And he plays guitar.
Liam: What? Alright, but does she play bass at the same time?
Noel: No! THEY HAVEN'T GOT A FUCKING BASS PLAYER!
Liam: That's fucking stupid, that is.
Noel: But The Doors never had a bass player.
Liam: Who didn't? Fuck off! Who played bass then?
Noel: Nobody.
Liam: I'm not fucking having that! |
Paike
Slayer
(1/17/03 7:22:23 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
Okay, Muse...we need to find you an outfit.
*Paike pulls out her Frederick's of Hollywood catelog*
Do you want to be a traditional dominatrix...that comes in white, black, or pink leather. Or you could be a police woman, a drill sargent, a shepherdess (ugh! too many ruffles)....oooh, look they have a "shag-me Slayer" outfit! A mix of leather and polyblend...whatever the hell polyblend is!
A safety word....hmmm. How about mimosa? Nope, that's the predecessor to foreplay. Naked toast? Nah, that's like our post-coitial cigarette. Uhm...Mr. Ouchie won't work. Darn, I can't think of anything.
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Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
Williamsmuse25
slayer25
(1/17/03 8:52:39 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
mmmmm I like the sound of that "shag me slayer" look...does it involve chains? I'm picturing red leather pants and one of those little black cut off tee's Faith used to wear, knee high black leather boots, some dark lipstick and...god, it's getting warm in here....
we could always use "spoiler whore" as the safety word....
*last time i saw you we'd just split in two, you was looking at me, i was looking at you. you had a way so familiar, but i could not recognize cause you had blood in your face i had blood in my eyes, but i could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine..."Hedwig and The Angry Inch" |
Paike
Slayer
(1/17/03 9:25:18 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
No, cause then we'd just be calling you're name, Muse!
I think you'll look good in the Shag Me Slayer look.
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Xena would probably think Superman is a fruit.
She'd distract him with something like,
"Hey, look at that run in your tights!"
then stuff him back into his telephone booth.
~ Lucy Lawless, Maxim Magazine, April '99 |
notevil
Slayer
(1/17/03 9:52:34 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
i found in outfit for muse
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Williamsmuse25
slayer25
(1/17/03 11:15:00 am)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
ohhh phooey notevil i can't see it!!!! stupid computer, damn mac...have to wait till I get to the bf's tonight...
oh and verrrryyyyy funnny Paike, you little tart...
*last time i saw you we'd just split in two, you was looking at me, i was looking at you. you had a way so familiar, but i could not recognize cause you had blood in your face i had blood in my eyes, but i could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine..."Hedwig and The Angry Inch" |
notevil 
Slayer
(1/19/03 1:11:39 pm)
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Re: MY EYES ARE BURNING! MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
muse i have another outfit for you
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