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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 1:04:02 pm)
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THE RECEPTION!!!
*As the Cordettes walk up to the reception they are pulled aside by the brides who pull from behind some trees the most gorgeous and tastefully sexy dresses... The cordettes perk up and snatch the dress and run to the house to change...The party starts as the Champagne begins to flow*
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 1:12:10 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*DarkMage frowns*
BlackAdder, that ain't funny. You're supposed to drink punch, not swim in it!
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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DJFreshWacky
Rogue Demon Hunter
(9/23/02 1:18:23 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
Everyone at the reception gasps as they see djfreshwacky swimming in the champagne fountain.
"Hey everybody, I've been waiting for you. When's the wedding start?"
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 1:19:45 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*Runs his hand over his face*
D'oh.
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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lindalou
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 1:22:26 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*lindalou grabs the hands of the brides and runs up to the
large champange fountain now spilling over due to the swimming of DJ*where did zz9 put his shark?*lindalou
scampers off in search of Darkmage and his Dom.
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Paike
Slayer
(9/23/02 1:30:04 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*Paike grabs Lindalou's and FaithC's hands and pulls them together in a great hug as Blackadder swoops out of nowhere and takes a picture*
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Nigel: [to camera] "And now, ladies and gentlemen, a world exclusive -- for the first time anywhere, Xena and Gabrielle reveal the true nature of their relationship. Gabrielle, Xena, are you two lovers?"
Xena: "You want the truth?"
Nigel: "That's right, Xena, we want the truth. The whole world wants the truth."
Xena: "It's like this, technically--" [the camera begins to fade in and out]
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Gem28 
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 1:33:24 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*Gem wipes her eyes at the beautiful picture the brides make*
The ceremony was *sob* so beautiful!
*Gem hugs all three brides before downing a glass of mimosa!*
The key to life is continuous respiration! |
DJFreshWacky
Rogue Demon Hunter
(9/23/02 1:39:42 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
DJFreshWacky smiles for the camera: "Here's lookin at you kid."
DJFreshWacky then spies the wedding cake and mistakes it for a diving board. "Mmmm....cake diving board."
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 1:42:47 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*DarkMage grabs the microphone and signals the orchestra, who start playing the "Different Corner" as DM assumes his best George Michael -voice. Smiling, he waves the brides in front of the stage
I'd say love was a magical thing
I'd say love would keep us from pain
Had I been there, had I been there...
I would promise you all of my life
But to lose you would cut like a knife
So I don't dare, no I don't dareeeeeeeeeee...
'Cause I've never come close in all of these years
You are the only one to stop my tears
And I'm so scareeeeed, I'm so scared...
Take me back in time, maybe I can forget
Turn a different corner and we never would have met
Would you care?
I don't understand it, for you it's a breeze
Little by little, you brought me to my kneeeees...
Don't you care
No, I've never come close in all of these years
You're the only one to stop my tears
I'm so scared of this love
And above all there is is this fear of being used
I should go back to being lonely and confused
If I could, I would, I swear...
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 1:47:14 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
The three girls begin to weep and run up and hug DM for the beautiful song...
Someone puts on ABBA (more leftovers from that 3 day Batchelorette party) and everyone begins to dance...
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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Paike
Slayer
(9/23/02 1:51:24 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
Hey Ladies!!!!
It's time to pour the mimosas into the pyramid of champagne flutes. 
*FaithC, Lindalou, and Paike each stand on a chair, their best men steadying them (they've already had a few mimosas, you know?)...and gingerly pour mimosa into the large tower of champagne glasses*
Amazing! Oooohhh! Ahhhhh!
*The brides look down to see DJ licking the spilled champagne mixture from the table*
*Paike lifts an eyebrow*
There's one at every wedding. 
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Nigel: [to camera] "And now, ladies and gentlemen, a world exclusive -- for the first time anywhere, Xena and Gabrielle reveal the true nature of their relationship. Gabrielle, Xena, are you two lovers?"
Xena: "You want the truth?"
Nigel: "That's right, Xena, we want the truth. The whole world wants the truth."
Xena: "It's like this, technically--" [the camera begins to fade in and out]
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lindalou
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 1:53:36 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*lindalou smiles at her brides*Darkmage is singing for us!!!
*suddenly the wait staff starts rolling cart after cart of wonderful wedding food.There is caviar, oysters(on ice),sushi,
and stone crab claws.Fruit,and cheese and grilled Veggies.
Filet mignon skewers for the meat eaters and tofu skewers for the Veggie lovers.They have woodfire pizza's with everything
from Basil and Tomato to shrimp pesto and goat cheese, and this is only the first course.Magically fully staffed bars appear and every one of the reception area.*Now all I need is someone to dance the first dance with.....
Faith....Paike may I have this dance????????????
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Gem28
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 2:00:39 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*Gem groans as someone plays 'wind Beneath My Wings' and quickly changes the music back to ABBA*
Phew, that was a close one! 
The key to life is continuous respiration! |
darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 2:02:28 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*sipping his Malibu-coke, DM leans next to Gem*
Wasn't me....
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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Paike
Slayer
(9/23/02 2:02:49 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*Paike smiles at Lindalou and takes her hand*
But, of course!
*As Lindalou twirls Paike, Paike reaches out and takes Faith's hand*
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Nigel: [to camera] "And now, ladies and gentlemen, a world exclusive -- for the first time anywhere, Xena and Gabrielle reveal the true nature of their relationship. Gabrielle, Xena, are you two lovers?"
Xena: "You want the truth?"
Nigel: "That's right, Xena, we want the truth. The whole world wants the truth."
Xena: "It's like this, technically--" [the camera begins to fade in and out]
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 2:04:15 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*smiles as he watches the brides take the dancefloor by storm*
Awww.... Wish I'd get married...
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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Williamsmuse1
Rogue Demon Hunter
(9/23/02 2:13:41 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
LADIES!!! i may have missed the ceremony, but i come baring gifts...
what are your feelings on the deed to a villa in the south of France...perfect for the odd getaway weekend....
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(9/23/02 2:18:32 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*Arriving in her new, sexy dress (hey the other one's weren't that bad, ok well....they might've been, but I would wear them for your special day if you wanted me too) Laura heads straight over to the 3 lovely brides*
Giving a hug to each of them she says:
"The ceremony was great, and you guys are so pretty in those dresses! I hope you three have a happy and wonderful time together. Enjoy ladies!"
*Laura heads over to get some champagne when she spots DJFreshwacky slowly getting out of the fountain*
"Um....on second thoughts why don't I just get a Bud...oh wait a sec. For Paike, Linda and Faith's special day I'll get a Mimosa!"
*Laura gets her drink and starts to mingle with the other guests and decides to head out on the dance floor by herself to join in on the dancing fun*
-Laura
"What goes around, comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth." "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." |
darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 2:21:21 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*His Armani suit getting increasingly wrinkled, DM jumps up and grabs hold of the chandelier, swinging back and forth.*
Wheeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(9/23/02 2:30:49 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
If only I wasn't in a dress, I'd be up there on that chandelier too! Damn!
-Laura
"What goes around, comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth." "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." |
I Am The Hot Dancer
Scooby
(9/23/02 2:36:16 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
OMFG I WAS PART OF THE CEREMONY?!?!?!
I feel so loved
So dont let the world bring you down. Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold. Remember why you came and why you're alive. Experience the warmth before you grow old
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 2:40:33 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*faithc lifts up her dress to show Laura her secret weapon... BIKING SHORTS!!! She then jumps up and joins DM on the Chandelier... *
Hey... wait a sec... How in the heck is this thing floating in mid air? There is no ceiling for a chandelier to hang from out here!!! Weird.... more magic for a magical day!
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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chmarx
Watcher
(9/23/02 4:02:16 pm)
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Re: Play with me
chmarx produces a key and un-handcuffs Xeno and Glittery. He then gives the cuffs and key to Glittery in case they enjoyed the closeness.
He goes to Taryn and says, of course you are loved. The brides are thrilled that you showed up and wore that ugly dress for the ceremony.
He then goes to Williamsmuse and offers her a hankie to wipe the tears from her eyes (he used it similarly during the beautiful ceremony). She doesn't have one since she is "baring" gifts!
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(9/23/02 4:13:30 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*Laura grabs a pair of shorts that Faith lent her and quickly puts them on and then jumps up onto the chandelier with Faith and DM*
WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*Laura gets dizzy from swinging so much (and also from the champagne guzzling ) so she jumps down and starts to dance on the dance floor with the members of the mansion*
-Laura
"What goes around, comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth." "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." |
lindalou
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 5:04:40 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*lindalou having switched to straight champange(since why waste the calories on O.J.) looks around the party as the sun begins to set.She tiptoes onto the dance floor and grabs the cordettes*Thank you guys for being here!!!!!!!!!!It couldn't be a real board now party without the cordettes!!!!
I wish I could find Glittery I really need a lollie I swear I thought I saw Faith hanging from the chandalier with my bestman.*lindalou spies WM1 and run up and hugs her*a villa is perfect as long as you come with it!!!!Lets dance...
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Xenogeist X 
Scooby
(9/23/02 5:13:51 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
By FaithQuote:
Hey... wait a sec... How in the heck is this thing floating in mid air? There is no ceiling for a chandelier to hang from out here!!! Weird.... more magic for a magical day!
Well, I was trying to think of a really cool gift so I decided to learn a little bit of magick for the reception.
*Now that he's uncuffed he raises both hands to the heavens, makes an elaborately awkward jesture at the castle looming opposite the darkening western skies and every window blooms into a myrid of colors from every part of the spectrum, illuminating the party in bright technicolor.*
You wouldn't believe the trial and error I went through in the candle circle of mine in the basement. Remember that day last week when all of the lamps suddenly went brown-colored? That was my bad. Got it fixed though. I want to say that Isis and Marduk were especially helpful. Didn't even require any oaths of servitude.
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Being cuffed to Glittery was nice. The only trouble was in trying to go to the loo and showering before the ceremony, sitting on either sides of the door from each other. Getting dressed was no piece of cake either. Thanx for finding the key Marx. That would have gotten compicated. But hey Glittery, I'm always in for a little fun...............
M@
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BUFFY : What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike counts the words on his fingers.
SPIKE : Out... for... a... walk......................... bitch.
NO PLACE LIKE HOME |
faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 5:34:44 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*And as the sun sets on the perfect reception... Faithconvict runs over to Xeno and hugs him, giving him a peck on the cheek... then she tiptoes over to lindalou who is dancing with WM1 takes her by the hand and leads her over to the mimosa table where Paike is chatting with her best man adder. They take her by the hand and make their way over to 3 beautiful horses. They tear off the bottoms of their dresses to reveal riding pants and hop on their horses. They wave to everyone at the reception who begin throwing dried orange rose petals at them. The three brides ride off into the distance beginning the first leg of their trip to the keys for their Honeymoon. The party rages on through the night without them... *
On behalf of my brides, I would like to thank everyone for making this a special day for us!!! We had a blast! See you all soon!
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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Xenogeist X
Scooby
(9/23/02 5:48:02 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*Xeno runs after them yelling "Waaaait. I thought the guys were allowed to go tooooo!"
M@
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BUFFY : What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike counts the words on his fingers.
SPIKE : Out... for... a... walk......................... bitch.
NO PLACE LIKE HOME |
lindalou
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 5:53:16 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*lindalou looks over her sholder smiling* look in your rooms, we left 1st class plane tickets for tommorow.See you at the beach....
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Xenogeist X
Scooby
(9/23/02 6:14:33 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
Sweeeeeeeeet! Thanx gals!
Wow, I'm gonna have to pack tonight while I'm really drunk. Oh well.
*Xeno returns to the party smiling. He summons all of the fireflies within a mile radius of the party to cluster together and fly in a sphere above the dance floor. Magick is cool. *
M@
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BUFFY : What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike counts the words on his fingers.
SPIKE : Out... for... a... walk......................... bitch.
NO PLACE LIKE HOME |
notthatinnocent
Slayer
(9/23/02 6:46:57 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
Do the plane tickets go to everyone that was in the wedding or just Xeno.....?
*Anyway, as the party winds down, Laura finishes her last glass of champagne (I didn't even *hiccup* count how many *hiccup* I had tonight) and goes over to the girls before they leave*
"I hope you guys had a magical day! And have fun on your honeymoon! Don't worry about anything back here while you're gone. I've hired someone to water your plants and take care of everything so when you get back everything'll be exactly how you left it. See ya ladies! Have fun!"
-Laura
"What goes around, comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth." "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." |
lindalou
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 8:05:28 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
to everyone in the wedding....
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tuque7 
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 9:42:52 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
rachel runs into the building... "wait....where is everyone? i didnt think i was THAT late!" she slowley sits down on the stairs and begins to weep. "i missed the wedding, and now i missed the reception too? i am a horrible person...." she starts looking around for some one to come and cheer her up... she looks around and sees DM lying face down in the champaine because he has fallen off of the chandilere... sees a bunch of people lying all over the place dead drunk... she looks around for the brides thinking that she could at least wish them a happy day....but they are no where to be found she slowley smiles to herself thinking " they must be on their honey moon................"
she begins to weep again because she realizes how alone she is in this world....
-Rachel
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mrblackadder
Scooby
(9/24/02 5:13:21 am)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
Relieved from conducting their speeches with excellence, Blackadder and Darkmage slump in the corner, eahc taking in turns in getting drink from the bar.
They look at the married triple, realising the next wedding could be them getting married to whoever and not being the best men. It's a terrifying thought.
They both quickly swig another whisky and try to forget....
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(9/24/02 7:52:25 am)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*Still halfway drunk from the champagne, Laura packs the last outfit into her suitcase*
"Done, finally. Crap muffins, I still gotta catch my plane!"
*realising what time it is, and what time the plane takes off, Laura quickly runs outside and calls a taxi. They speed away off to the airport.*
-Laura
"What goes around, comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth." "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." |
darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/24/02 12:35:47 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
BlackAdder and DM look at each other.
MrBA & DM: (in unison) Holy shit! We have a plane to catch!
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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chmarx
Watcher
(9/24/02 3:29:16 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*chmarx leans over Rachel and gently taps her on the shoulder.*
Rachel, don't cry. You missed the wedding, but we're all invited to the honeymoon! I stayed behind to make sure that you didn't get left behind. A plane ticket to the Keys is in your room. Go pack, and I'll drive us to the airport. We're all going to have a wonderful time in the keys, and you'll see that you're never alone in the world when you have friends!
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Xenogeist X
Scooby
(9/24/02 8:11:06 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*Xeno stands shakily over the open suitcase on his bed. Tries to exercise coherent thought. It is..........p a c k i n g.
What do I need? Florida. Warm. Shorts. T shirts. Swimsuit. Snorkel & mask. Flippers. Fake shark fin. Shotglasses (throws in a dozen or so). Hawaiian shirts. Oh! Underwear! (Wow, I still have that pair I swiped from Paike. Can't wear them). Discman. Beer bong. No, that will never fit in there. Don't be ridiculous *hiccup!*. Potato chips. Shades. Raisins. Deoderant. Tootpaste & brush. Alien action figure. NASCAR hat. Sunscreen. Sandals. Current pulp fiction novel (Ramsey Campbell). Aspirin! Verrrry important. *hiccup! hiccup!* Oooh. a double. That should be planty, er plenty. Smashes down lid and shuts the suitcase.
*Studies alarm clock. realizes plane is leaving in 2 hours. No need to set it. I ain't sleepin'. Goes to the window and yells out to Jenny to pick him up. Thank heavens she can drive me to the airport herself. Stabs the Mansion's general intercom button to announce his departure for anyone who wishes to tag along on the ride. If they don't mind riding in a haunted car.*
M@
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BUFFY : What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike counts the words on his fingers.
SPIKE : Out... for... a... walk......................... bitch.
NO PLACE LIKE HOME |
tuque7
Angel Investigator
(9/24/02 8:55:41 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
we can all go on the honey moon!!!!!! wowowowowowow!!!
i must go pack
POOF
POOF
ok guys im ready! where are we off to?! humm, mabye i will meet some hot guys down there!
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chmarx
Watcher
(9/24/02 11:12:54 pm)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
We're going to the Florida Keys, Rach. I'm sure you'll meet some hot guys.
Ready to go? We're riding with M@
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/25/02 12:55:51 am)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
DM and MrBlackAdder rush to the garage, dragging their suitcases.
DM: I'll drive.
MrBA: Are you old enough to drive?
DM: Oh, eat me.
MrBA chuckles, until he sees DarkMage's chosen car, the vehicle that is Mage-Mobile: a black Volvo 940 GLE.
MrBA: Oh, gimme a break...
DM: What?
MrBA: A Volvo?!
DM: (cramming their suitcases into the trunk) Yeah, it's a Volco.
MrBA: Only middle-aged married men with kids drive Volvos! Couldn't we have travelled in Xeno's haunted car?
DM: (grabs MrBA's collar) NEVER make fun of Mage-Mobile! (let's go)
MrBA: Whatever...
Suddenly, without anyone turning the key, the Volvo's diesel engine roars to life with a malevolent rumble. MrBA frowns.
DM: Easy there, boy. He's a friend. (to MrBA) C'mon, let's go!
Tires squeling, DarkMage7280 drives out of the garage to join the armada of other vehicles headed for airport.
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
Edited by: darkmage7280 at: 9/25/02 3:58:03 am
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glitterysparkles 
Angel Investigator
(9/25/02 1:56:41 am)
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Re: THE RECEPTION!!!
*rubs wrists* Ahh, freedom!
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Quit putting the cart before the horse |
chmarx
Watcher
(9/26/02 3:45:58 pm)
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Re: Play with me
Glad to help, Glittery!
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