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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 11:18:47 am)
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THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*Boarding House Manor is decorated in fall white and soft fall colors. Guests have started to gather out back by the gazebo and the brides are dressing hurriedly in their rooms*
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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mrblackadder
Scooby
(9/23/02 11:28:25 am)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
Paike's best man despately tries to shake off a hangover and practices his speech.
His hair done, his Armani suit fitted, his Jimmy Choo shoes shined, he is ready to be best man to his dear friend, Paike!
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 11:32:59 am)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*Paike peeks out her door and out to the gazebo. She sees Blackadder there at the altar talking to the celebrity priest Wavy Gravy. Her eyes dart down to his feet....
She thinks to herself... *
"He must still be a bit out of it..... why else would he be wearing spike healed strappy Jimmy Choo sandals to my wedding!
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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mrblackadder
Scooby
(9/23/02 11:36:27 am)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
Blackadder wonders why the priest is looking a bit disturbed, he looks down. He realises that he has accidently put on the strippers Jimmy Choo strappy's from the night before.
He wondered why he felt taller.
Sheepishly he runs to Paike, who is in fits of laughter. The first story of the wedding!
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Paike
Slayer
(9/23/02 11:44:51 am)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*Paike pulls out a wonderful pair of black leather Gucci shoes*
Viola!
Ahhh...that's my best man! The life of the party. 
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Nigel: [to camera] "And now, ladies and gentlemen, a world exclusive -- for the first time anywhere, Xena and Gabrielle reveal the true nature of their relationship. Gabrielle, Xena, are you two lovers?"
Xena: "You want the truth?"
Nigel: "That's right, Xena, we want the truth. The whole world wants the truth."
Xena: "It's like this, technically--" [the camera begins to fade in and out]
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mrblackadder
Scooby
(9/23/02 11:46:36 am)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
...And finds some fantastic Armani loafers for Blackadder...
They fit like a dream!
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mrblackadder
Scooby
(9/23/02 11:47:27 am)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
Blackadder stands and admires Paike, her radiance dazzling him!
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lindalou
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 11:50:11 am)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*lindalou peaks out the door waving wildly for Darkmage*
Can you grab me a mimosa from a passing waiter, Im a little
parched.*she ducks back inside to make a few last minute touch ups.*
Lets get this wedding rolling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 11:59:21 am)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*somewhere a violin quartet begins to play and the Cordettes begin to walk down the isle wearing orange and brown gowns that look like rejects from a 1983 prom.
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 12:01:16 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*DarkMage, adjusting his Hugo Boss tie, nods and quickly grabs a mimosa from a waiter walking by*
Here you go, sweetie.
*Hugs Lindalou*
Allright, ROCK'N'ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 12:05:21 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*At the end of the isle of chairs, Lindalou and faithconvict are on either side of Chmarx... and are frantically looking around for Paike... *
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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Paike
Slayer
(9/23/02 12:05:47 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
Adder...my nose isn't shiny, is it? I mean, I look okay, right?
____________________________________
Nigel: [to camera] "And now, ladies and gentlemen, a world exclusive -- for the first time anywhere, Xena and Gabrielle reveal the true nature of their relationship. Gabrielle, Xena, are you two lovers?"
Xena: "You want the truth?"
Nigel: "That's right, Xena, we want the truth. The whole world wants the truth."
Xena: "It's like this, technically--" [the camera begins to fade in and out]
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lindalou
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 12:06:28 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
Paike get your cute but up here, we are ready!!!!!!!!!!!!
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 12:08:03 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*leans to BlackAdder, his knees shaking*
HOLD ME!
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 12:10:02 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
Adder swats at DM fearing that if he is distracted he will keel over in nervousness.
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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Paike
Slayer
(9/23/02 12:10:39 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*Paike grabs Blackadder's arm and then elegantly walk up the aisle*
I'm here...*she whispers to her other brides*
____________________________________
Nigel: [to camera] "And now, ladies and gentlemen, a world exclusive -- for the first time anywhere, Xena and Gabrielle reveal the true nature of their relationship. Gabrielle, Xena, are you two lovers?"
Xena: "You want the truth?"
Nigel: "That's right, Xena, we want the truth. The whole world wants the truth."
Xena: "It's like this, technically--" [the camera begins to fade in and out]
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 12:11:17 pm)
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 Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
Ouch! Yeah, thanks for support, dude.
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 12:14:33 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*Faithconvict rubs her eyes as she sees adder by Paike... AND adder up near the priest.....* man!!! Those crazy lollies!
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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Paike
Slayer
(9/23/02 12:17:21 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
C'mon! When's the show gonna start? I'm getting antsy...and besides, I forgot to pee before I left.
____________________________________
Nigel: [to camera] "And now, ladies and gentlemen, a world exclusive -- for the first time anywhere, Xena and Gabrielle reveal the true nature of their relationship. Gabrielle, Xena, are you two lovers?"
Xena: "You want the truth?"
Nigel: "That's right, Xena, we want the truth. The whole world wants the truth."
Xena: "It's like this, technically--" [the camera begins to fade in and out]
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 12:17:32 pm)
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 Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*DM rushes to LindaLou's side*
I'm with you, sweetheart. Let's get the show on roll.
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 12:19:53 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*The wedding march starts and two by two the brides and their away givers march down the isle. They just about make it when Faithconvict trips on her dress and topples into the crowd of people...*
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 12:25:39 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
Uh-oh.
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 12:29:33 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*Hands come from everywhere and prop Faithc up and smooth her peach 30's era slip dress back into place. They come to where the wedding party is waiting for them... faithc notices that her best man is there ... Xeno. AND he's handcuffed to Glittery!!! *
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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lindalou
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 12:32:36 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*Lindalou whispers to Darkmage* you by chance didnt get Faith any Champange too?
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 12:34:24 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*smiles and pulls out a bottle of Dom Perignon ´67.*
Sure did!
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 12:39:04 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*faithc reaches over and grabs the bottle and takes a big gulp. Wiping off her mouth (and lipstick) she hands the bottle back and the brides finally make it down to where Wavy Gravy is standing. In his crazy nasal voice Wavy asks*
Who gives these brides away?
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 12:47:37 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
DarkM, Chmarx and Adder all chorus: "we do"
and the ceremony begins...
High Priest Wavy Gravy:
"Be here with us, O Powers of the Air!
With your clever fingers, tie closely the bonds between these three!
Be with us here, O powers of Fire!
Give their love and passion
Your all-consuming ardor!
Be with us here, O Powers of Water!
Give them the deepest of love
And richness of body & soul, and of the spirit!
Be with us here, O Powers of Earth!
Let your strength, and your constancy
be theirs as long as they desire to remain together!
Gracious Goddess, Mighty God!
Give to these before us, we do ask,
Your love & protection!
Blessed Be!"
*Wavy Gravy to Paike*
"Paike, if you truly desire
To marry Lindalou and Faithconvict, I bid you present them
a pitcher of Minosas.
Pledge your sweet drink to them,
Unfailingly ever to be at their service."
*Paike Offers Lindalou and Faithconvict her Mimosas*
saying:
"Gracious and lovely ones,
Accept my pledge of love for thee.
I pledge my mimosas, as I pledge my soul,
ever to be in your service.
Like the orange tree shall my love be strong,
Like champange shall my love be entoxicating.
Accept it, O beloved ones,
For that which is mine, shall also be yours."
*Lindalou and Faithconvict take the pitcher in their hands, and take turns touching it to their foreheads*
they return it to Paike saying:
"My Maiden, I accept your pledge of love.
As I do accept the pledge of your Mimosas.
Thou knowest what is in my heart,
As I know what is in thine.
The Magick of my will, and of my love
Shall ever be yours."
* Wavy Gravy to Faithconvict*
" Faithconvict, if thou dost truly desire to marry Paike and Lindalou
I bid you present to them with
a piece of naked toast, as a token of the love
that you have for them"
*Faithconvict takes a piece of naked toast and holds it out to them saying:
"Thou who art beautiful and strong,
Accept my toast, my extasy, as a pledge
that all that I am, and all that I possess
shall be yours.
My love shall ever be abundant and shall always keep you sweet
as the crumbs and honey."
*Paike and Lindalou take the toast and take turns touching it to their foreheads (taking great care to keep the honey side of the toast off their skin).
They reply*
"My lady, I accept your pledge of love
As I do accept the pledge of your toast.
Thou knowest what is in my heart,
As I know what is in thine.
All which I have now, or shall have,
shall ever be yours."
* Wavy Gravy to Lindalou*
" Lindalou, if thou dost truly desire to marry Paike and Faithconvict
I bid you present to them with
a bottle of red wine, as a token of the love
that you have for them"
"Thou who art beautiful and strong,
Accept my wine, my blood, as a pledge
that all that I am, and all that I possess
shall be yours.
My love shall ever endure, and shall flourish
as the vine and the tree.
*Paike and Faithconvict take the bottle of wine and take turns touching it to their foreheads.
They reply*
"My lady, I accept your pledge of love
As I do accept the pledge of your wine
Thou knowest what is in my heart,
As I know what is in thine.
All which I have now, or shall have,
shall ever be yours."
Wavy Gravy holding two athames (daggers) over the heads of the brides:
"Thou shall be the star that rises from the sea,
the twighlight sea.
Thou shall bring your brides dreams to rule their destinies.
Thou shall bring the moon-tides to the soul of your women
The tides that flow and ebb, and flow again,
The magick that moves in the moon and the sea;
Those are thy secret, and they belong to thee.
Thou art the Eternal Women, thou art she...
The tides of your brides’ souls belong unto thee.
Isis in heaven, on earth, Persephone,
Diana of the Moon and Hecate, Veiled Isis,
Aphrodite from the sea,
All these thou art, and they are seen in thee."
Wavy Gravy with the rings, to be blessed:
"Above you are the stars, below you are the stones.
As time passes, remember...
Like a star should your love be constant,
Like the earth should your love be firm.
Possess one another, yet be understanding.
Have patience with each other,
For storms will come, and they will go quickly.
Be free in giving of affection and of warmth.
Have no fear, and let not the ways or words of the
Unenlightened give you unease.
For the Old Gods are with you,
Now and always!"
*Exchange of rings, and tie hands together
*Each repeats in turn:
Paike to Lindalou and Faithconvict then
Faithconvict to Lindalou and Paike then
Lindalou to Paike and Faithconvict
"In the name of the Triple Goddess
I pledge
To love and to cherish thee through all lifetimes,
For even if our paths should later diverge,
Yet will I always be thy true friend,
To love thee and lend thee aid and protection
By the power of the starry mill of heaven,
Beyond the imaginable reaches of time and knowledge!"
Wavy Gravy:
"Then as the Goddess, the God and the Old Ones
are witness to this rite
I now proclaim you wife and wife and wife!
Thus are thy hands fasted...
The three are one
The work of joy is done,
And yet begun!"
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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lindalou
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 1:01:31 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
I DO...I DO............
*lindalou sweeps Faith and Paike into a big group hug.They
turn to face the audiance and best men*
Who wants to kiss which bride first???Oh and pass that champange Darkmage and give me a kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!
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faithconvict
Slayer
(9/23/02 1:01:50 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*All tied together the brides march back down the isle and over to the meadow area behind the beach where the reception is to take place. The procession follows, the cordettes looking sad in their ugly dresses*
To the Reception thread people!!!!
"You saw her! She's a truck driving magic mama!" - Andrew
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 1:13:22 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
On my way!
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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lindalou
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 1:17:19 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
right behind you doll!!!!!!!
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 1:18:00 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*offers his hand to Lindalou*
Mademoiselle?
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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lindalou
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 1:26:22 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
What a gentleman.Lets get drunk!!!!!!!
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darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 1:33:14 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
I'm with you all the way!
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(9/23/02 2:12:07 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*Laura wipes a tear away from her eye at the beautiful ceremony*
"And", she thinks to herself "these dresses aren't half bad, actually." 
-Laura
"What goes around, comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth." "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." |
darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 2:16:34 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
*DM offers his other hand for Laura*
Laura?
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(9/23/02 2:19:40 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
Aw thank you DM!
*Laura gives her hand to DM*
-Laura
"What goes around, comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth." "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." |
darkmage7280
Scooby
(9/23/02 2:22:37 pm)
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Re: THE WEDDING... Come one, Come all!
Merci, mademoiselle.
DarkMage7280: "Hey, where's Willow? Is she around?" Xander: "You're six years younger, dude, back off." DM7280: "DarkMage no function Willow well without..."
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chmarx
Watcher
(9/23/02 3:54:38 pm)
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Re: Play with me
chmarx sidles over to Laura and says:
Easy on the lollies, Lulu. You're starting to like the dress.
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(9/23/02 4:09:52 pm)
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Re: Play with me
Hahaha,  Chmarx. Nah, the lollies are my friend! They can do me no wrong! And the dress isn't that bad, but the one I get to wear at the reception is pretty!!!!
-Laura
"What goes around, comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth." "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." |
chmarx
Watcher
(9/23/02 6:22:18 pm)
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 Re: Play with me
Laura, I'm sure that on you, ANY dress will look pretty. And I still say, watch out for the lollies!
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(9/23/02 6:48:34 pm)
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Re: Play with me
*Avoids using smiley that looks like it's puking*
Aw Chmarx, you're so sweet!
-Laura
"What goes around, comes around. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth." "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." |
tuque7 
Angel Investigator
(9/23/02 9:48:38 pm)
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 Oh no....
rachel runs in....hopeing to at least catch the "i dos"..." shit! where is everyone! well mabye they are at the reseption.... quick! TAXI!" a taxi pulls out of no where onto the mannors front lawn..." to the reseption hall! and step on it!....i am sure i will still catch that! wooo hooo! go alcohol!!!!"
her and her taxi leave in a coulde of smoke....
PPPOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF!
-Rachel
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