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trinsette
Scooby
(12/22/02
11:59:18 pm)
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The
cheese
You know, I was watching Restless today, and I don't remember if
anyone came to a logical conclusion as to the Cheeseman. And I
suddenly remembered many cheese references throughout
Buffy;
Dead Mans Party-- Oz~ trying to figure out the party
sitch, brie/dip...
OMWF-- Xander about Anya~ 'She eats these
skeezy cheeses...'
For the life of me I can't remember which ep
in season 4 where Willow tells Riley Buffy likes cheese
The
Freshman-- Olivia to Giles~ 'is this blue cheese or cheese that's
gone blue?'
Could it be that JW just likes his cheese? Have I
stumbled upon a revelation or has this already been mentioned?
Edited by: trinsette
at: 12/24/02 8:46:19 pm
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Paike
Slayer
(12/23/02
6:56:32 am)
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Re: The
cheese
Cheese is just funny. It's a funny word, cheeeeeeeese. Cheese looks
funny, it smells funny (or funky), it comes in all sorts of funny
packages and shapes. It comes from cows, which are also a source of
funniness.
Face it...cheese is funny.
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cheesemunkey
Watcher
(12/23/02
9:14:50 am)
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Re: The
cheese
It's a shout-out!
"This is the
crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed."
~Spike
"I am guilty of a dreadful selfish crime- I have
robbed myself of all my precious time." ~Robvert Earl Keen |
zz9
Scooby
(12/23/02
4:34:10 pm)
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Cheese
What puzzles me about blue cheese ( the kind thats mouldy and
fuzzy) is that when you buy it pre packed, it has a 'Use by' date!
It's covered in mould! What more could go wrong with it?
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trinsette
Scooby
(12/23/02
4:37:11 pm)
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Re:
Cheese
You know all cheese is made from mould?
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chmarx
Watcher
(12/23/02
5:04:46 pm)
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Re: Warning from
Wisconsin
The people of Wisconsin warn all who mock cheese. Be careful! 
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trinsette
Scooby
(12/23/02
7:48:06 pm)
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Re: Warning from
Wisconsin
You make cheese in Wisconsin?
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zz9
Scooby
(12/24/02
10:59:48 am)
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Warning
I don't think they do anything else in Wisconsin!
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(12/24/02
11:30:07 am)
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Re:
Warning
Quote:
I don't think they do anything else in Wisconsin!
So true! Eep, don't hurt me Chmarx!
-Laura
Liam: Have they not got a bassist?
Noel: Nah,
no bass player.
Liam: So who's in it then?
Noel: Well it's the
guy and his sister.
Liam: Right, so who plays bass then?
Noel:
Well no-one. She plays drums.
Liam: A girl plays drums? But who
sings?
Noel: Well the guy. And he plays guitar.
Liam: What?
Alright, but does she play bass at the same time?
Noel: No! THEY
HAVEN'T GOT A FUCKING BASS PLAYER!
Liam: That's fucking stupid,
that is.
Noel: But The Doors never had a bass player.
Liam:
Who didn't? Fuck off! Who played bass then?
Noel:
Nobody.
Liam: I'm not fucking having that! |
chmarx
Watcher
(12/24/02
6:35:25 pm)
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Re:
Warning
We are known for cheese and other dairy products.
Actually,
California moved ahead of us a few years ago and now produces more
dairy products than Wisconsin. I guess now California is America's
Dairyland and wisconsin is America's Fruitcake.
Gotcha,
Laura!
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Xenogeist
X ![]()
Slayer
(12/25/02
12:21:20 am)
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Re:
Tonight's Final Jeopardy question went something like
this:
------------------------------------------
This state is
#4 in production of blueberries
#3 in production of
cranberries
#2 in production of peaches
and #1 in
production of
chemicals.
-------------------------------------------
I knew
the answer right away. Care to
guess?
**************
*************
************
***********
**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*
Uh,
what is New Jersey, Alex?
That would be correct. And your
final wager was...........
Of course it's actually South
Jersey growing all the fruit and North Jersey concocting all the
potions.
M@
WES:
I've been accused of a great many things in my time, but paranoid
has never been one of them....Unless people have been saying it
behind my back!
ARE
YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN
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cheesemunkey
Watcher
(12/25/02
10:43:49 am)
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Re:
Mold! MOLD! M-O-L-D! Not 'mould'! What the @#%$ is MOULD?
"This is the
crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed."
~Spike
"I am guilty of a dreadful selfish crime- I have
robbed myself of all my precious time." ~Robvert Earl Keen |
zz9
Scooby
(12/25/02
12:09:30 pm)
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Spelling
Mould is how we in England spell it! We were here first! If you
yanks cannot get things right then it's not our fault! 
See also Colour/color, gray/grey, favor/favour,
center/centre, plow/plough etc.
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zz9
Scooby
(12/25/02
12:12:36 pm)
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Another
one
Also you in America say 'Tony Blair' where we say 'Sleazey useless
wanker'.
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awatcher2
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Minion
(12/25/02
7:19:39 pm)
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Re: Another
one
I just saw this thread now, halarious. I really like this board. It
just makes me laugh.
I am so glad I found this place.
So I've got my mould mold lessons down pat, who is and who
is not the dairy verses, fruitcake state, and the proper use for
worthless wanker.
All in one visit.
Oh as for the
cheese episode, there was a large thead last year at the Bronze,
apparently there are way more mentions of it than this if anyone
wants to look back, but in an interview I think they said Joss said
cheese was just meaningless, it one of the few times he just wanted
to insert something that meant nothing.
At least that's what
the poster said, and I do think there was a link to back that up,
but the writers say one thing and do another so who know.
I'm off to mulder the whole thing over.
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trinsette
Scooby
(12/25/02
10:32:22 pm)
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Re: Another
one
Yeah you backwards Americans. And what's with the driving on the
wrong side of the road?! You hated England tha much hey?
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bronzer
Scooby
(12/25/02
11:12:00 pm)
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Re: Another
one
I spell the above mentioned words brought up by zz9 the British
way..most of them anyway.It's weird that Canada's next door
neighbour is USA but we still stick with the UK spelling.
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awatcher2
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Minion
(12/25/02
11:37:42 pm)
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Re: Another
one
Kept the Brit spellings and some pronunciations in most cases, but
apparently opted for the other side of the road.
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faithconvict
Slayer
(12/26/02
3:26:47 pm)
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Re: Another
one
Alright Zed! Don't make me come over there and kick your butt! ![:eek2]() How many times do we have to go
over this.... it's not our fault that we are more evolved than you
brits... Our brains can grasp new things while you guys are still in
the dark ages...
About the cheese. I always thought that it
was a reference to Riley who was about to go bad... guess I was
wrong... ![:rolleyes]()
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a
construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff
person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
zz9
Scooby
(12/26/02
3:38:55 pm)
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New
things
FC, if you're so good at understanding new things, then how come we
(the UK) invented radio, TV, the computer, penecillin, the Harrier
Jump jet, the internet ( well, html anyway), the steam engine, first
coal powered ship to cross the atlantic etc etc.
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faithconvict
Slayer
(12/26/02
4:40:04 pm)
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Re: New
things
Z- IF YOU REALLY INVENTED ALL THOSE THINGS... WHY ARE YOU BEING SO
DEFENSIVE? ![:hi]()
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a
construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff
person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
zz9
Scooby
(12/26/02
4:41:47 pm)
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Guilt
FC, it's because I'm feeling guilty about not getting you that
pony...
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faithconvict
Slayer
(12/26/02
4:44:37 pm)
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Re: Guilt
tHOUGHT SO... XENO GAVE ME ONE... ALTHOUGH, IT WASN'T THE
COLOUR
I WAS HOPING FOR, IT WAS STILL VERY SWEET OF HIM TO THINK OF ME...
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a
construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff
person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Xenogeist
X
Slayer
(1/1/03 5:30:43 pm)
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Re: Guilt
Thanx, Faith. Maybe you can dye him another coulour. Like gray or
grey.
M@
WILLOW:
Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY:
Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the
construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to
reconstruct.
ANGEL
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(1/1/03 8:54:05 pm)
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Re: Guilt
Perhaps you could ride him around the neighbourhood on
Labour Day or something. Hopefully the colour change won't effect
his behaviour!
-Laura
Liam: Have they not got a bassist?
Noel: Nah,
no bass player.
Liam: So who's in it then?
Noel: Well it's the
guy and his sister.
Liam: Right, so who plays bass then?
Noel:
Well no-one. She plays drums.
Liam: A girl plays drums? But who
sings?
Noel: Well the guy. And he plays guitar.
Liam: What?
Alright, but does she play bass at the same time?
Noel: No! THEY
HAVEN'T GOT A FUCKING BASS PLAYER!
Liam: That's fucking stupid,
that is.
Noel: But The Doors never had a bass player.
Liam:
Who didn't? Fuck off! Who played bass then?
Noel:
Nobody.
Liam: I'm not fucking having that! |
Gem28
Scooby
(1/2/03 3:51:13 pm)
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Re: Guilt
OMG! How did I not see this topic before! This is so
hilarious!
Quote:
Mould is how we in England spell it! We were here first! If you
yanks cannot get things right then it's not our fault!
See
also Colour/color, gray/grey, favor/favour, center/centre,
plow/plough etc.
Also you in America say 'Tony Blair' where
we say 'Sleazey useless wanker'.
So true!
There we British sat,
poor grey sodden creatures, huddling under our grey northern sky
that seeped like a rancid dish cloth, busy sending those we wished
to punish most severely to sit in bright sunlight on the coast of
the Tasman Sea at the southern tip of the Great Barrier Reef and
maybe do some surfing too. No wonder the Australians have a
particular kind of smile that they reserve exclusively for use on
the British.
Douglas Adams 'The Salmon of Doubt' |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/2/03 6:24:51
pm)
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Re: Guilt
Laura-
you funny!
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a
construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff
person? -Andrew, Life Serial Edited by: faithconvict
at: 1/2/03 6:27:10 pm
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Xenogeist
X 
Slayer
(1/2/03 10:06:43 pm)
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Re: Guilt
This has to stop! It's over abuse of the letter "U" The poor thing
is tired. Britain and Australia must cease and desist, immediately.
M@
WILLOW:
Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY:
Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the
construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to
reconstruct.
ANGEL
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Xenogeist
X
Slayer
(1/2/03 10:11:33 pm)
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Re: Guilt
Oh, and you, too, Canada! Don't think I don't see you up
there.......Missspelling.
Trubble makers.
M@
WILLOW:
Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY:
Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the
construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to
reconstruct.
ANGEL
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notthatinnocent
Slayer
(1/3/03 11:29:50 am)
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Re: Guilt
XENO! 
Lol Faith, that's alot of smilies!
-Laura
Liam: Have they not got a bassist?
Noel: Nah,
no bass player.
Liam: So who's in it then?
Noel: Well it's the
guy and his sister.
Liam: Right, so who plays bass then?
Noel:
Well no-one. She plays drums.
Liam: A girl plays drums? But who
sings?
Noel: Well the guy. And he plays guitar.
Liam: What?
Alright, but does she play bass at the same time?
Noel: No! THEY
HAVEN'T GOT A FUCKING BASS PLAYER!
Liam: That's fucking stupid,
that is.
Noel: But The Doors never had a bass player.
Liam:
Who didn't? Fuck off! Who played bass then?
Noel:
Nobody.
Liam: I'm not fucking having that! |
trinsette
Scooby
(1/4/03 3:10:41
am)
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Re: Guilt
Well colour me stunned. An American ordering the rest of the world
around? Would never have thought it.
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Xenogeist
X
Slayer
(1/4/03 10:56:35 am)
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Re: Guilt
Well, when it's an issewe this important, I really think it shoold
be taken care of swiftly.
I, for one, will attempt to not
ewese the letter "u" any farther in this thread.
M@
WILLOW:
Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY:
Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the
construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to
reconstruct.
ANGEL
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Xenogeist
X
Slayer
(1/4/03 10:58:21 am)
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Re: Guilt
Not cownting my signatyoor, of coarse.
M@
WILLOW:
Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY:
Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the
construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to
reconstruct.
ANGEL
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Gem28
Scooby
(1/4/03 2:25:51 pm)
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Re: Guilt
K, Xeno, now you're just taking it too far!
If you stop using the
letter u
completely, just
think how unhappy
and left out it's undoubtedly
going to feel!
There we British sat,
poor grey sodden creatures, huddling under our grey northern sky
that seeped like a rancid dish cloth, busy sending those we wished
to punish most severely to sit in bright sunlight on the coast of
the Tasman Sea at the southern tip of the Great Barrier Reef and
maybe do some surfing too. No wonder the Australians have a
particular kind of smile that they reserve exclusively for use on
the British.
Douglas Adams 'The Salmon of Doubt' |
Xenogeist
X
Slayer
(1/5/03 11:22:52 am)
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Re: U
Do ewe really think so? I wooldn't want to offend it or anything. I
plan to yoose it elsewhere on the Board and all.
M@
WILLOW:
Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY:
Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the
construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to
reconstruct.
ANGEL
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Gem28
Scooby
(1/5/03 12:30:55 pm)
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Re: U
Well, I suppose
it you use the
letter u
elsewhere on the board you wouldn't
offend it too much!
Just make sure that
you spell
the normal
way (ie not american) to compensate for the under use of
the letter u in this
thread!
There we British sat,
poor grey sodden creatures, huddling under our grey northern sky
that seeped like a rancid dish cloth, busy sending those we wished
to punish most severely to sit in bright sunlight on the coast of
the Tasman Sea at the southern tip of the Great Barrier Reef and
maybe do some surfing too. No wonder the Australians have a
particular kind of smile that they reserve exclusively for use on
the British.
Douglas Adams 'The Salmon of Doubt' |
faithconvict
Slayer
(1/9/03 1:55:27
pm)
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Re: U
You guys are scaring me... can we talk about cheese somemore?
Monterey Jack is good.
"Why is the Slayer here anyway? She's a student, she's a
construction worker, and now she's some kind of selling-stuff
person? -Andrew, Life Serial |
Xenogeist
X
Slayer
(1/9/03 8:12:07 pm)
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Re:
Cheeses
SHARP!! GIVE ME SHARP CHEESE!!!!!
The pointier the better.
M@
WILLOW:
Okay, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?
BUFFY:
Huh?...Um,reconstruction...Uh, reconstruction began after the
construction, which was...shoddy, so they had to
reconstruct.
ANGEL
Edited
by: Xenogeist
X at: 1/9/03 8:13:16
pm
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