What's What
(A Polar Light BB
Glossary)
PL
BB Traditions
The
Monkey Bars
Where Lisa and Yama would send the people who misbehaved.
Dremel Salutes
Mark McG:
They were originally just a casual mention whenever a member responded
to the first post by a newbie - I don't know who it was who started
that. Eventually, as so many new members kept popping up, the practice
began to die off. But I thought it was a neat idea, so at the
beginning of each month I took it upon myself to look up the usernames
of all the previous month's new members. Then I'd invite them all into
the Clubhouse for the monthly Dremel Salute. But the salutes were done
with no ordinary Dremel rotary tool, but their most powerful "Magnagouger"
line. These often had Science Fictional names, such as the Dremel
model 2001 Hyper Atomic Laser-guided 9000-watt Magnagouger. Of course,
when handling devices like these could have, um, unforeseen results.
The newbies seemed to enjoy the Dremel Salutes. Yamahog never did.
Beanies
Yamahog:
Beanies were what the newbies were assigned to wear for what (they
were told) was of a finite duration. However, if I recall correctly it
was always a vague, indiscriminate number of days/weeks/months that
the newbie had to “wear” one.
Phrankenstign:
I seem to remember the magic number being 30. Newbies wore these for
posts 1-29.
Fezzes
Yamahog:
After a while, the newbie was honored with a fez, in which he could
now parade about the clubhouse as a full-fledged member. Beanie’s and
fez’s were issued to any newbie upon their arrival by any full-fledged
member (as I recall?)
Phrankenstign:
These were automatically bestowed by HobbyTalk to anyone with more
than 30 posts. Hankster was probably the one who came up with the
Beanies and Fezzes. Now we're given certain epithets according to our
post counts.
Buc's
Brew
The less said
the better about this potent brew. Available only in the clubhouse –
never at Starbucks.
Bucwheat: "Buc's Brew" brought back some great memories and had
to go downstairs to the dungeon and take some photo's of the gift Lisa
sent me shortly after WF 99'. This 'brew' made Navy Grog taste good!!!
Pardon The Hamster
Phrankenstign:
Mark Dean told a story once.....I think he said he got his hamster and
stuck his head in the Guillotine to play. When his mom saw what he was
doing, he said he had to "pardon the hamster" and stop doing that to
his little pet. I guess people still remembered the gay community's
fondness for hamsters, so that particular choice of words in that
phrase made everyone laugh
Prince
of Styrene II:
It
was a story of days of yore of one of our members who, once his
Guillotine had been built, "walked" his little sister's hamster over
to it & tried to lay it on the plank &... well... you know. His father
opted a strong suggestion to "Pardon the hamster" from his execution.
Arronax:
The phrase was embroidered on the PL cap given to board members at
Wonderfest 2000.
Flinging Monkeys
The Batman:
If I remember correctly, it was during a discussion we were having
about old movies that made a 'disturbing' impact on us in our
childhoods.... Someone brought up the FLYING MONKEYS in the Wizard of
Oz and said that they had given him nightmares. But he had mistyped
the word 'flying' and it came out more like FLINGING. Well, that
tickled my funny bone because it conjured up a whole different image in
my head - but, one that was equally nightmarish! Yeah, you gotta
really beware of those 'Flinging Monkeys'!!! I used that phrase alot
but, it never caught on like 'Pardon the Hamster' did. I beat that
dead horse ( monkey? ) for a couple of years, at least.
Da Queen:
Actually, Batman..."Flinging Monkeys" did make it into the PL BB
Lexicon!
The Golden Frankies
Crazy Mike:
An item which
may be of interest- Remember the Golden Frankie Awards? A small
number of kits crafted by several board members for presentation at
a well known event? Around '99 I think. In 98-99? there was a PL
contest for repop wolfmen. Right around that time frame the
suggestion was put up for PL to sponsor some awards at a major (I
think) convention (Chiller? Wonderfest?). 7(?) repop Frankensteins
were delivered to volunteers who did them up like Oscar awards. No
names for the volunteers, sorry. They'll have to fess up by Barry
Yoner Day or turn in their fez.
Dave Metzner: I've slept too often since I last set foot in
the Polar Lights office and my memory isn't as sharp as it once was.
BUT it seems to me that there was still a gold painted Frankie
stashed in the closet when I packed my stuff and moved out. I had
forgotten all the details of the Golden Frankie awards although I
did remember that the actual awards were built by BB members and
that Lisa came
up with the idea and arranged to get the kits built.
Da Queen:
I remember because that was initiated under the Queen's reign. The
first one went to Lee Staton for all his work in developing
Wonderfest into the Modeling Mecca it is today. The second did go to
the Sarah Karloff. I believe the award died off after that when I
was de-throned and no one at PL picked up the cause.
The kits were Frankies that were assembled by BB members and then
painted gold and were to be awarded each year at WF to an individual
who made a significant contribution to our hobby. The awards were
given at the Grand Finale dinner at WF.
Lee Staton:
(pictured recently with his Golden Frankie) Yes, I did receive a Golden Frankie. It was presented to me on June
11, 2000. The day before my birthday! I think I was the only
recipient of one of these! It's still proudly displayed.